HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
TOO ACCURATE
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
this is the most peaceful form of correction on tumblr iv ever seen
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Ke$ha’s real voice
Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.
WHY DAFUQ WOULD SHE HIDE THIS FROM US?
WHAAAAAAAT
Saw this so long ago but it’s unbelievably relevant. Not just Hollywood, but many record companies that force their will on the artists that are actually really good.


I jus threw up in my mouth
Are you fucking kidding me.
FAMILY FUCKING FRIENDLY????? THIS IS A FAMILY AN YOU LEAVE IT ALONE
Leave.
woah tumblr is so extremely unfamily friendly and that’s the way it is suppose to be WHAT THE FUCK HAVE TOU DONE DAVID KARPfuck this shit
NO NO NO. YOU. YOU GO AWAY. STAY AWAY FROM MY SAFE PLACE.
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